Anyone good on German?

[pet]

my wife speak german leh ... hehehe... but cannot not help translate, later see all the junk i post here

[Hary]

Original text:
Eberhard & Co Chrono 4 Temerario - case stainless steel polished, domed and tonneauformig, chronograph trigger at the "1" and "11", crown at the "12" with jump cover - bracelet leather black with stainless steel Dclic folding clasp with Sicherungsbgel -

Translated text:
Eberhard & Co Chrono 4 Temerario - case stainless steel polished, domed and tonneau shape, chronograph pusher at the "1" and "11", crown at the "12" with jump cover (?)- bracelet leather black with stainless steel Dclic (?)folding clasp with Sicherungsbgel -(I assume he meant Sicherungsbeugel = safetyclasp)

[seiko.citizen]

natural behaviour

[Darkangel]

Hmmm.......Xiao di di look at XMM?....ha ha ha

Absolutely normal mah hehehe

[rh1667]

Oh yeah lor...nvm I joining him tmr hehe

Hmmm.......Xiao di di look at XMM?....ha ha ha

[Nooch]

Wait for Mr Hary to come back. He very fluent.

[Darkangel]

Bro Hary is in HK looking at XMM lor

Oh yeah lor...nvm I joining him tmr hehe

[rh1667]

Bro Hary is in HK looking at XMM lor

[Darkangel]

Use Babel fish...

If not..Hary! Where are you!!

[robinrolex]

Hey guys,

I'm looking to but this watch: http://www.globalwatchmarket.com/Wat...Co/169188.aspx

There are some random German words inserted into the description. I was wondering whether anyone could help me translate them.

Any references on this seller and this website would also be welcome.

Many thanks,
Rob.