funny jokes, video etc

[pet]

nissan ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFyKiWE8Thg

vw ad ( banned )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfNofxBtfY

Japanese's ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-B52PV876I

[pet]

toyota ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ2yGIYMWwo

condom ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D76SMAe84B8

levi's ad ( banned )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XqA9bw_Nxw

[louisoh]

Wah seh.. i love the Jap 1..... All so Chio...

[pet]

Louis bought an expensive Rolex as a present for his girlfriend.

"Do you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the AD.

Louis thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, OK, just engrave: 'To My One And Only Love'.

That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.

[pet]

[louisoh]

Louis bought an expensive Rolex as a present for his girlfriend.

"Do you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the AD.

Louis thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, OK, just engrave: 'To My One And Only Love'.

That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.

Oei... dun anyhw say hor.. later she c this thread then ask hw come i nvr giv her the watch..

[louisoh]

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at Burger King. He noticed that they ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup, and set it in front of his wife. The old man began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

The young man than asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn using the dentures."....

[louisoh]

[louisoh]

A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol.
Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, " What seems to be the problem?"
"I'm out of petrol !!"
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
After a few minutes, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank.

A few minutes later, the bees flew out.
"Try it now, " said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.

"Wow !" the man exclaimed, What did you put in my petrol tank?"
The bee answered, "B P."

[pet]

[D[e]smond]

hey!!!
thats the model of durex im using...

[pet]

hey!!!
thats the model of durex im using...

i using same brand as superman ...

[D[e]smond]

how do u wear ur pants???
use ur brother as belt?
got any sizes for louis???

[pet]

this one for louis ... hahaha

[D[e]smond]

poor louis...........