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    Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

    His secretary walked up to him and asked,
    "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate ?"

    Boss was not smart enuf to understand, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled !

    When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.

    He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.

    He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

    When he reached her desk, He said, "When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there ?"

    The secretary smiled for a moment and said,
    "No, Boss I didn't.

    All I saw was a Kancil 600cc with 2 flat tyre."

    Boss went back to his office mumbering... .............*&%# !
    "夫君子之行:静以修身,俭以养德;非淡泊无以明志,非宁静无以致远。" - 诸葛亮

    One should seek serenity to cultivate the body, thriftiness to cultivate the morals. Seeking fame and wealth will not lead to noble ideal. Only by seeking serenity will one reach far. - Zhugeliang

  • #2
    oldie but a goodie
    [U]Currently wearing[/U]:
    [SIZE="1"]TT Datejust with diamond dial - sold!
    Blue 6694
    Seiko SD-lookalike[/SIZE]
    [U]"My collection"[/U]:
    [SIZE="1"]Blue 6694; TT DJ w diamond dial.[/SIZE]

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    • #3


      more please....kudos

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      • #4
        Solid - macham batu!

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        • #5
          haha thanks for sharing!
          I dont need another watch, I dont need another watch, I dont need another watch, I dont need another watch.........

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          • #6
            thanks for sharing.
            Current Collection :

            1) Rolex YG White Mother of Pearl Roman Dial Datejust 16018 (8 mil Serial)

            2) Rolex YG Black Computer Roman Dial Datejust 16238 (L Serial)

            3) Rolex TT Blue Submariner 16613LB (M Serial)

            4) Rolex YG Red Vignette DayDate 18038 (8 mil Serial)

            5) Rolex PT Pinkish White MOP DayDate 18206 (A Serial)

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Nooch View Post
              Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

              His secretary walked up to him and asked,
              "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate ?"

              Boss was not smart enuf to understand, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled !

              When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.

              He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.

              He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

              When he reached her desk, He said, "When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there ?"

              The secretary smiled for a moment and said,
              "No, Boss I didn't.

              All I saw was a Kancil 600cc with 2 flat tyre."

              Boss went back to his office mumbering... .............*&%# !
              I hope can see more jokes lah this thread should not sleeping !!

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              • #8
                Nice dirty joke

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                • #9
                  nice joke

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                  • #10
                    Nice joke

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                    • #11
                      Then his secretary get fired next day haha , but wait.. i thought the secretary normally seen that before isnt ?

                      Doesnt make sense ... LOL

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                      • #12
                        Hahahahahah! Good one...

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