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Hustler To Make Avatar Porn Movie
If you enjoyed Avatar but couldn't help but think a little hardcore sex might have livened it up then you're in luck (and a bit odd). Hustler have announced their eagerly awaited 2010-11 roster of mainstream porn parodies and the unimaginatively titled, This Ain't Avatar XXX, is amongst them. Following on from the success of last year's, This Ain't Star Trek XXX (a sequel to which is due in April), Hustler are probably no doubt keen to achieve similar success to James Cameron's original version which currently stands as the second biggest film of all time.
If you're interested, Hustler's new slate of movies also include such titles as This Ain't Glee XXX and This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX, so if you have any 'high school geeks make good' or 'middle aged man complains' fetishes then this is really going to be your year.
So what can we expect from an Avatar blue movie? Well, they'll probably lose the underlining message of ecological preservation and run with something more along the lines of people doing it covered in blue paint. They might even stick with the tails. While they're at it, why not just gather every all blue character there's ever been in one salacious, ultramarine, eye-watering spectacle of Na'vi, smurf and X-Men's Mystique. Maybe there's room for Paul Giammatti from 'Big Fat Liar' (No? Just us?). As it turns out, Avatar's leading lady Zoe Saldana revealed earlier this month that there was steamy sex scene that Cameron axed from Avatar in order to keep the family-friendly 12A rating. We assume This Ain't Avatar XXX won't have the same problem.
And before we leave this story, we'd just like to point out that This Ain't Avatar XXX isn't the most strikingly original title. So with that in mind, here's some of our favourite porn movie titles, er, which somebody else told us about:
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Ejacula
Ghostlusters
The Long Ranger
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sexorcist
Breast Side Story
On Golden Blonde
If you enjoyed Avatar but couldn't help but think a little hardcore sex might have livened it up then you're in luck (and a bit odd). Hustler have announced their eagerly awaited 2010-11 roster of mainstream porn parodies and the unimaginatively titled, This Ain't Avatar XXX, is amongst them. Following on from the success of last year's, This Ain't Star Trek XXX (a sequel to which is due in April), Hustler are probably no doubt keen to achieve similar success to James Cameron's original version which currently stands as the second biggest film of all time.
If you're interested, Hustler's new slate of movies also include such titles as This Ain't Glee XXX and This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX, so if you have any 'high school geeks make good' or 'middle aged man complains' fetishes then this is really going to be your year.
So what can we expect from an Avatar blue movie? Well, they'll probably lose the underlining message of ecological preservation and run with something more along the lines of people doing it covered in blue paint. They might even stick with the tails. While they're at it, why not just gather every all blue character there's ever been in one salacious, ultramarine, eye-watering spectacle of Na'vi, smurf and X-Men's Mystique. Maybe there's room for Paul Giammatti from 'Big Fat Liar' (No? Just us?). As it turns out, Avatar's leading lady Zoe Saldana revealed earlier this month that there was steamy sex scene that Cameron axed from Avatar in order to keep the family-friendly 12A rating. We assume This Ain't Avatar XXX won't have the same problem.
And before we leave this story, we'd just like to point out that This Ain't Avatar XXX isn't the most strikingly original title. So with that in mind, here's some of our favourite porn movie titles, er, which somebody else told us about:
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Ejacula
Ghostlusters
The Long Ranger
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sexorcist
Breast Side Story
On Golden Blonde
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