funny jokes, video etc

[seiko.citizen]

hilarious

[explorer]

LOL

[pet]

[Oceanklassik]

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[seiko.citizen]

SeikoCitizen and Darkie go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, SeikoCitizen wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Darkie, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, SeikoCitizen" exclaims Darkie.

Seiko citizen ask: "And what do you deduce from that?"

Darkie ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, SeikoCitizen?"

And SeikoCitizen said: “Darkie, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

good one indeed.

[minusplus]

SeikoCitizen and Darkie go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, SeikoCitizen wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Darkie, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, SeikoCitizen" exclaims Darkie.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Darkie ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, SeikoCitizen?"

And SeikoCitizen said: “Darkie, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

Hahaha.... That's a good one

[pet]

SeikoCitizen and Darkie go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, SeikoCitizen wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Darkie, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, SeikoCitizen" exclaims Darkie.

Seiko citizen ask: "And what do you deduce from that?"

Darkie ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, SeikoCitizen?"

And SeikoCitizen said: “Darkie, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

[pet]

funny video, laughing til i cough..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1haYY5pV18

[pet]

[pet]

gym advert

[louisoh]

[minusplus]

Wah. Nice boobs. I want see the original char bor leh... :P

[pet]

Ways that Mas Selamat will disguise himself.... Pics courtesy of ppl from hwz as per thread below
http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/sh....php?t=1885898

wow the boobie looks good leh, who got the original picture, wnt to see girl pretty or not...

[louisoh]

Ways that Mas Selamat will disguise himself.... Pics courtesy of ppl from hwz as per thread below
http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/sh....php?t=1885898

[triton]

haha... got it, u tokin abt the 2+ mill/ year fellas...