Golfing anyone ???

[mickey_]

Good one, Uncle Lau,

This one happened to me in real life:

The blangah workers working in the water trench returned my balls (by hand!) after a bad tee-off. Very ma-lu siah...

Now desperately looking for a set of improvement irons to correct myself...

I know i am not improving as a golfer WHEN :-

1) I went to golf range to top up my range card, the lady behind the counter look up and said " You again ! WHAT FOR !!!??? "

2) I tee up my golf ball on the first tee box and caught my golf kakis writing down my golf scores.

3) The maintence guy that pick balls from the ponds send me Chinese New Year hamper every year.

[wildswan]

Uncle Lau
NSRCC handicap 24+++
Driver : King Cobra F Speed 9.5 degree
Woods : Maruman shutter F 3 wood 15 degree
Hybid : King Cobra Baffler 20 Degree
Irons : 4 to G King Cobra XL 3400
Wedge : Mizuno sand 56 Degree,
Putter : No brand putter but great at droppings putts
Balls : Any balls less than a dollar

driver : dont know that i have one but it is a Titleist 983K
fairway wood : titleist 983 3 wood (i think!)
irons : Titleist 990
Wedges : cleveland RTG 56 and 60 deg
putter : ping (so old that i dont even remember its model)
handicap : 24+ (no GST)

[UncleLau]

30th Dec JB full flights

Thanks bros for filling up 30th Dec to JB golf trip, and we have change venue too keke

Now i am arranging another golfing game at NSRCC or JB on the 6th Jan. 2009 Welcome anyone to join us for a game of wonderfull golf that day. Please PM me , thanks !!!

[UncleLau]

Golfers jokes !!! Part 1

I know i am not improving as a golfer WHEN :-

1) I went to golf range to top up my range card, the lady behind the counter look up and said " You again ! WHAT FOR !!!??? "

2) I tee up my golf ball on the first tee box and caught my golf kakis writing down my golf scores.

3) The maintence guy that pick balls from the ponds send me Chinese New Year hamper every year.

[UncleLau]

Uncle lau, I would be keen but this yr all golfing plans are made... next year la. I want to try to play with you.

Welcome bro to this humble little club ! Please joins us when you are free bro, we are all social player, we just enjoy our game and our watches
Have added you in into my little black book keke
God Gless !!!

[khorkar]

Uncle lau, I would be keen but this yr all golfing plans are made... next year la. I want to try to play with you.

[UncleLau]

Lets golf before the new year !

Halo everybody !!! Hope that everyone in a Cheerfull X'mas moods as X'mas is round the corner.

Thanks bros for filling up 23th December fast, THANKS !

Now planning 30th December golfing to JB / Horizon Hill, early morning teeoff keke Fees rm140 with caddy ( citation needed )
Please PM me if any brothers and sisters are keen to join us for a game before the New Year.

Next year may organise a day trip to Batam ( Bro The One you are included keke ) Will post it up when things are finalise

[a4checkmate]

I be on leave on 29, 30 dec.... Maybe we can arrange.

[UncleLau]

I don't dare to play with you , 24-36 handicap can become 8-16 handicapper. 23 or 30 Dec won't be in town, free this week but don't think tomorrow I can join u. Don't worry still plenty of time to meet up and golfing.
ha.ha.ha.ha..

Merry X'mas bro and God Bless !

[fabulous]

I don't dare to play with you , 24-36 handicap can become 8-16 handicapper. 23 or 30 Dec won't be in town, free this week but don't think tomorrow I can join u. Don't worry still plenty of time to meet up and golfing.
ha.ha.ha.ha..

[UncleLau]

Sobs !!!

I just enjoy golf, not so good yet not so bad either ( 8-16 handicap ), as long all the ball I hit go forward I will be happy liao. slice and draw is bonus when I need it other than that must be hit wrong then u hit slice and draw....

Hope uncle lau can correct me if I'm wrong

Wahlau bro ! You ( 8-16 handicap ) can fake a draw or slice around a tree at will ! Uncle ( 24-36 handicap ) if can drive my ball pass the red teebox, bro panerai7776 and others will so happy that they have tears in their eyes and beer for everyone in the next tee. Lets have a game soon !!!

23th or 30th December got time bro ?

[fabulous]

I just enjoy golf, not so good yet not so bad either ( 8-16 handicap ), as long all the ball I hit go forward I will be happy liao. slice and draw is bonus when I need it other than that must be hit wrong then u hit slice and draw....

Hope uncle lau can correct me if I'm wrong

[UncleLau]

haha bro panerai7776, for ur info, i do not hav a handicap for the time being, uncle lau knows it...my skill is too lousy! i just hav a PC!
Good day!

Yes bro panerai7776, he doesn't have golf card, but he can beat the daylight out of you and me just standing on one leg to play golf keke
He is even deadlier in the water ! don't play play bro ! He can hear our watches tick in the water several km away haha ( joking bro daytonalover )
Hey bro panerai7776 see you tomorrow 0815am, good nite !!!

[Daytonalover]

haha bro panerai7776, for ur info, i do not hav a handicap for the time being, uncle lau knows it...my skill is too lousy! i just hav a PC!
Good day!

[panerai7776]

Wah, bro fabulous and daytona lovers should be low handicappers. Both using "not so easy" to use irons.

My custom Ping G5 irons are good but I am lousy. Handicap 36++ now. Must tee off at red tee.