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A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."Leave a comment:
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There was this couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on and read a book.
As he was reading he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling with her between the legs. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife then got up and started stripping off in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "Why are you taking all your clothes off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with me down there. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier."
The husband said, "No, not at all."
The wife then asked, "Well, what were you doing then?"
"Oh", he said, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!"Leave a comment:
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Thankfully he didn't. Next time I open such thing, I better hide in toilet.
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情人節的晚上,
老公問老婆: 你喜歡什麼花?
老婆羞答答說: 我喜歡兩種花.
老公急切地問: 哪兩種? 我送給妳!
老婆低頭小聲說:--有錢花, 隨便花!
老公傻傻地說: 妳真美!
老婆嫵媚地問: 我哪美?
老公深情地說: --想得美!!!Leave a comment:
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heng i watch it in the afternoon....hahaha...i got weak heart leh....Leave a comment:
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i remember there was one video where i send to my friends, and it had a car driving in the country side, then the monster popping out of nowhere 
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Damn where are my balls...
Nah, just kidding, I knew that was coming.. too quiet..Leave a comment:
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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day ... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife responded, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.'
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
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