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Lawyer vs Chinese
A lawyer and a Chinese man were seated next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer thought that all Chinese were so dumb that he could get over on them easily. So he asked if the Chinese man would like to play a fun game.
The Chinese man was tired and wanted to take a nap, so he politely declined, and tried to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persisted and said that he would ask the Chinese man a question. If the latter did not know the answer, he would have to pay the lawyer $5 only. And in turn, the Chinese man would ask the lawyer one, and if the lawyer did not have an answer, he would pay $500 to the Chinese man.
This caught the Chinese man's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agreed to play the game.
The lawyer asked the first question, " What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon? "
The Chinese man didn't say a word, reached into his pocket, pulled out a five-dollar bill, and handed it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Chinese man's turn and he asked the lawyer, " What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four? "
The lawyer used his laptop and searched all references but could not find an answer on the Net. He sent emails to all the smart friends he knew; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gave up.
He woke the Chinese man up and handsd him $500. The Chinese man happily pocketed the money and went right back to sleep. The lawyer was going nuts not knowing the answer. He woke the Chinese man up and asks, " Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?! "
The Chinese man reached into his pocket, handed the lawyer $5, and went back to sleep.
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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."Leave a comment:
i like that one!
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