funny jokes, video etc

[louisoh]

Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't know what's available or price.

The clerk replies "we have Tennis Barbie and she's $28" Lady asks "well, anything else?" "We have an equestrian Barbie, and she's $28".

Lady asks "anything else?" "Well, we have divorced Barbie and she's $250"
The lady replies "I don't understand why divorced Barbie is so expensive.

The others were only $28. What is so special about divorced Barbie?" The clerk replied "Simple, she comes with Ken's car, his house, and all his other stuff."

[louisoh]

A girl was visiting her blonde friend and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

The blonde responded, "What else you gonna name watch dogs?"

[pet]

A girl was visiting her blonde friend and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

The blonde responded, "What else you gonna name watch dogs?"

[pet]

吳宗憲 taiwanese show, ( vulgar language ) ** under age cannot click hor **

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B5xBlvmhXk

[pet]

funny prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2syxXPR7xY

funny dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upBgEsmcNnc

[pet]

nex time i go out mst wear this btton leow ...

[louisoh]

wahh... never knew Pet is so chim one...
but u r still a stingy dirty old man

Exactly... so muz quote..

[D[e]smond]

wahh... never knew Pet is so chim one...
but u r still a stingy dirty old man

[pet]

[pet]

pet u really live up your reputation

i really innocnet 1, they gv me alot of title award leh ...

[egstring]

pet u really live up your reputation

[pet]

knn is that urs???
stingy dirty old man...

hahaha ... more words to add to the list ??


dirty old man joke:

Old guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for `Viagra`. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety. The doctor asks why he needs so much. The old man says that two young sexy girls are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription.

Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks `why, is your dick in that much pain?`, `no`, says the guy, `it`s for my wrists - the girls never showed up!`

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A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, ''Sir, how old do you think I am''?
The man replies ''You're 30, right?'' She says ''No, I'm 47, but nice try.''

The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ''How old do you think I am?''

The man replies, ''You're 37, right?''

The lady says ''No, I'm 47, but good guess.''

After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies ''Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties.''

So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, ''You're 47!''

The lady, astonished, asks, ''How did you know?''

The old man replies ''I was standing right behind you at McDonald's.''

[D[e]smond]

ya loh ... des loh, started it ... KNS ( see picture below ) .... hahahaa

make sure u all not hving dinner, later

****warning grossssssssss **** do not stroll down if u got weak heart ...




















des KNS

knn is that urs???
stingy dirty old man...

[triton]

original



can see that it is very photoshop

[pet]